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***They don't even invite us to their parties anymore. :(
About the Enigma Research Office
The Enigma Research Office (E.R.O) is an official*** government organization focused towards the investigation of paranormal phenomena and unexplained occurrences.
Our Mission
We strive to debunk any sort of enigma in order to protect the public from the spread of misinformation. In the unlikely event that an enigma is actually real, don't look for us. Go phone the other organization, the one that's about securing. Containing too, I think.
E.R.O. Headquarters are located in [LOCATION REDACTED FOR SECURITY REASONS], approximately 36,000 ft. underground.
Our Vision
In the year [REDACTED]we seek to debunk... uh... even more enigmas plaguing our...society. Yeah, that sounds good.